quotes from tv
“ I’m sorry I won’t be able to make it to your imaginary wedding, but I’m really busy that day. Yeah, I already have a unicorn baptism and a leprechaun bar mitzvah.
— Phoebe Buffay, Friends - S08E08

“ You’re afraid we’re going to run out of air. That we’ll die gasping. But we won’t. That’s not going to happen… We’ll freeze to death first.
— River Tam, Firefly - S01E08

Community - S01E18
  • Shirley:
    Your heart is desensitized, Jeff. You're like a machine that feels no love, just sex. You're like the Bootynator. You know, the Bootynator, like "I'll be back," but with booty.

  • Troy:
    Why would the Bootynator be back with booty, wouldn't he just try and kill it?

  • Abed:
    Well maybe he kills it and brings it back as a trophy.

  • Annie:
    Why would he want dead booty?

  • Troy:
    I want pirate's booty.


“ Take it down a notch. We’re just trying to make a friend not initiate a three-way.
— Mitchell Pritchett, Modern Family - S01E16

“ Girls are supposed to dance. That’s why God gave them parts that jiggle!
— Troy, Community - S01E14

“ If outside is so good, why has mankind spent thousands of years trying to perfect inside?
— Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory - S03E12

“

Two years ago, I was afraid of wanting anything.
I figured wanting would lead to trying and trying would lead to failure.
But now I find that I can’t stop wanting.

I want to fly somewhere in first class.
I want to travel to Europe on a business trip.
I want to get invited to the White House.
I want to learn about the world.

I want to surprise myself.
I want to be important.
I want to be the best person that I can be.
I want to define myself instead of having others define me.

I want to win, and have people be happy for me,
I want to lose and get over it.
I want to not be afraid of the unknown.
I want to grow up to be generous and big hearted, the way that people have been with me.

I want an interesting and surprising life.
It’s not that I think I’m going to get all of these things,
I just want the possibility of getting them.

College represents possibility.
The possibility that things are going to change.
I can’t wait.

— Tyra Colette, Friday Night Lights - S03E12

“ Together, we’re like Gandhi. I’m skinny, and you’re tan.
— Veronica, Better Off Ted - S02E06

“ I was like a fish flopping around on dry land. I was like Nemo and I just wanted to go home.
— Seth Cohen, The OC - S01E19

Battlestar Galactica - S02E07
  • Billy:
    Uh... where the hell are we?

  • Roslin:
    I don't know. Tomb of Athena, I think.

  • Adama:
    I thought we were already in the tomb.

  • Starbuck:
    I think that was the lobby.


White Collar - S01E01
  • Peter:
    Did you just lie to the priest?

  • Neal:
    Do you think Dianne is attractive?

  • Peter:
    Sure.

  • Neal:
    Then we're good.


“ Sheldon knows football? I mean, quidditch sure, but football?
— Howard Wolowitz, The Big Bang Theory - S03E06

Better Off Ted - S01E06
  • Linda:
    I can't believe the company is treating you like this. Doesn't it make you want to scream or put your fist through a wall or rub your junk on the CEO's chair?

  • Ted:
    Yes, yes, and I only use my junk for good, not evil. With great junk comes great responsibility.


“ You love rules. You should marry a rule and have little rule children, then build a house made of rules.
— Linda, Better Off Ted - S01E06

“ Are you questioning my badassness? Have you seen my guns?
— Puck, Glee - S01E08










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