March 2011
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“I’m sorry I won’t be able to make it to your imaginary wedding, but...”
– Phoebe Buffay, Friends - S08E08
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“You’re afraid we’re going to run out of air. That we’ll die...”
– River Tam, Firefly - S01E08
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Community - S01E18
Shirley: Your heart is desensitized, Jeff. You're like a machine that feels no love, just sex. You're like the Bootynator. You know, the Bootynator, like "I'll be back," but with booty.
Troy: Why would the Bootynator be back with booty, wouldn't he just try and kill it?
Abed: Well maybe he kills it and brings it back as a trophy.
Annie: Why would he want dead booty?
Troy: I want pirate's booty.
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“Take it down a notch. We’re just trying to make a friend not initiate a...”
– Mitchell Pritchett, Modern Family - S01E16
January 2010
5 posts
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“Girls are supposed to dance. That’s why God gave them parts that jiggle!”
– Troy, Community - S01E14
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“If outside is so good, why has mankind spent thousands of years trying to...”
– Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory - S03E12
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“Two years ago, I was afraid of wanting anything.
I figured wanting would lead...”
– Tyra Colette, Friday Night Lights - S03E12
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“Together, we’re like Gandhi. I’m skinny, and you’re tan.”
– Veronica, Better Off Ted - S02E06
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“I was like a fish flopping around on dry land. I was like Nemo and I just wanted...”
– Seth Cohen, The OC - S01E19
December 2009
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Battlestar Galactica - S02E07
Billy: Uh... where the hell are we?
Roslin: I don't know. Tomb of Athena, I think.
Adama: I thought we were already in the tomb.
Starbuck: I think that was the lobby.
November 2009
2 posts
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White Collar - S01E01
Peter: Did you just lie to the priest?
Neal: Do you think Dianne is attractive?
Peter: Sure.
Neal: Then we're good.
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“Sheldon knows football? I mean, quidditch sure, but football?”
– Howard Wolowitz, The Big Bang Theory - S03E06
October 2009
38 posts
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Better Off Ted - S01E06
Linda: I can't believe the company is treating you like this. Doesn't it make you want to scream or put your fist through a wall or rub your junk on the CEO's chair?
Ted: Yes, yes, and I only use my junk for good, not evil. With great junk comes great responsibility.
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“You love rules. You should marry a rule and have little rule children, then...”
– Linda, Better Off Ted - S01E06
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“Are you questioning my badassness? Have you seen my guns?”
– Puck, Glee - S01E08
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The Big Bang Theory - S03E05
Howard: Come on, I'm smart, I have a good job and I have only three percent body fat.
Raj: It's true, I've seen him at the beach, he's like a human chicken wing.
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“So, newspaper uh? This is where they print the lies!”
– Davis, Accidentally on Purpose - S01E02
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Greek - S03E07
Casey: I'm like the worst detective ever.
Ashleigh: Oh stop it! Remember Inspector gadget? He needed a dog and a 10-year old girl to solve anything.
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“Okay, please don’t take this the wrong way, but I’d rather swim...”
– Rajesh Koothrappali, The Big Bang Theory - S03E04
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The Big Bang Theory - S03E03
Penny: I give up, he's impossible
Sheldon: I can't be impossible, I exist. I believe what you meant to say is, "I give up, he's improbable."
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“In the world of emoticons, I was colon capital D.”
– Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory - S03E01
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The Big Bang Theory - S02E22
Leonard: It must be hell inside your head.
Sheldon: At times.
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The Big Bang Theory - S02E22
Stuart: Here Sheldon. I pulled the new Hellboy for you. It's mind-blowing.
Sheldon: Excuse me! Spoiler alert!
Stuart: What? I didn't spoil anything.
Sheldon: You told me it's mind-blowing, so my mind is going into it pre-blown. Once a mind is pre-blown, it cannot be re-blown.
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The Big Bang Theory - S02E15
Leonard: Why are you doing this?
Howard: You know the rules, you brought your mom to work; You must suffer!
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The Big Bang Theory - S02E14
Leonard: Okay, is everyone clear on the plan?
Wolowitz: Yes. Koothrappali is going to wet himself, I'm going to throw up, Sheldon is going to run away, and you're going to die. Shall we synchronize our watches?
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The Big Bang Theory - S02E15
Penny: What was Leonard like when he was little?
Beverly: Oh, I think you mean young. He's always been little.
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“What part of an inverse tangent function approaching an asymptote don’t...”
– Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory - S02E13
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“Leonard, look! Sheldon’s hugging me!”
– Penny, The Big Bang Theory - S02E11
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“If I am permitted to speak again; Dr Sheldon Cooper, for the win!”
– Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory - S02E09
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“Dude, you just got wailed on by Paris Hilton!”
– Sam Winchester, Supernatural - S05E05
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“May I suggest you get a very long stick and play panty piñata.”
– Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory - S02E07
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“Yeah, kiss her. Kiss her good.”
– Michael Scott, The Office - S04E13
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“The eyes are the groin of the head.”
– Dwight Schrute, The Office - S04E06
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The Office - S04E04
Pam: Jim's just really passionate about Italian food.
Jim: Yep, I'm very passionate about Italian food. In fact, um, I'm in love with Italian food.
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“Hey, qu’est-ce que s’up?”
– Howard Wolowitz, The Big Bang Theory - S02E01
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“Incredible, you managed to screw up the screw up.”
– Rajesh Koothrappali, The Big Bang Theory - S01E17
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“I threw a coin in for every woman in the world. And made a wish. I wished for...”
– Michael Scott, The Office - S03E21
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“I wish I could menstruate. If I could menstruate, I wouldn’t have to deal...”
– Dwight Schrute, The Office - S03E21
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“Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.”
– Jim Halpert, The Office - S03E20
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“I am not a hero. You know who’s a hero? Hiro, from Heroes. That’s a...”
– Dwight Schrute, The Office - S03E18
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“If I push any further, I’m gonna give birth to my colon.”
– Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory - S01E14
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“One more thing; It’s on, bitch!”
– Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory - S01E13
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The Big Bang Theory - S01E13
Penny: So, in your world, you're like the cool guys!
Howard: Recognize.
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The Office - S03E14
Jim: Have you ever seen a stripper before?
Dwight: Yes. Jennifer Garner portrayed one on Alias. It was one of her many aliases.
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“I miss Dwight. Congratulations universe, you win.”
– Jim Halpert, The Office - S03E13
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“So, you’re PMSing pretty bad, uh?”
– Dwight Schrute, The Office - S03E11
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“What is the Dharma initiative?”
– Dwight Schrute, The Office - S03E05
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“Jim told me you could buy a gaydar online.”
– Dwight Schrute, The Office - S03E01
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The Big Bang Theory - S01E11
Penny: Why didn't you just have soup at home?
Sheldon: Penny, I have an IQ of 187. Don't you imagine if there were a way for me to have soup at home, I would have thought of it?
Penny: You can have soup delivered.
Sheldon: I did not think of that
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“Think woman! Who blew their nose and when?”
– Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory - S01E11